Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Unfunny Jokes About A Minor Ailment

The persistent, unsightly lump on the back of my right hand?  NOT a spider bite but rather an organizational hematoma.
Insert "Bu-dum, Tsh!" after each of the below.

Well, at least your blood is organized.

Hey, a bruise!  Now in 3-D, with no monthly fee added to your cable TV bill!

Why did your organization do this to your hand?  Didn't they like your work as chair?

I thought latinate disfigurements were serious; that's just a big bump.

Hey, are you growing a spare brain?

Is that where you store your acorns for the winter?

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