And now that I am department chair, it seems like they are all in the hallway waiting to stream into my office.
In other news, Winton is asking to sit on toilets these days. This would be even better if he were actually eliminating while on the toilet, but it is promising--though, after 40 minutes of his insistence that he "need[s] to poopy!" without producing anything other than a dry fart, also quite frustrating.
Class in 3 minutes.