Winton: "There was a crocodile in my bed!"
Me: "What was it doing?"
Winton: "Just walking. But there was also a green centipede on Neh Neh" [Neh neh is his blanket; "centipede" is a big middle-of-the-night word for a 2 year old]
Me: "Oh. Would you like to snuggle?" [Mummy is desperate to snuggle]
Winton: "No. I just want to go sleep in the pack and play."