Monday, March 28, 2011

The ideal curse

Far more effective than a major cataclysm, wish upon those who have wronged you a series of minor delays as they try to get to work on time:
departure 5 minutes late on a teaching day
car keys dropped in puddle, and then dropped again
hungry children crying in child seats
english muffin for children lost in cavernous backpack
slightly open water bottle, also in cavernous backpack
every red light
arrival at preschool during the class's transition from one building to another
every red light
arrival at daycare to find parking lot full.  wait for a spot.
roadwork
arrival at work with just enough time to use bathroom before class
bathroom closed for cleaning.

1 comment:

  1. AHHH! Those days! And a Monday to top it off. Hope you're day got better or at the very least a bit easier to deal with.

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