Either start working better so that I don't drift from pneumonia to cold to god knows what next.
Take a brief time off altogether and let me catch something big enough that I can have a nice relaxing break in a hospital somewhere.
Dangerous to issue threats, I know.
Maybe I should re-phrase that one:
Either start working better so that blah blah blah.
I will start eating more junk food and wine and red meat and officially give up yoga (unofficially I already have because I am always sick). So there.
No. The first threat was better.