Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Claraism du Jour, And What Winton Said

Me [to dog]: "Jesus, Hardie, why does your breath stink so much?"
Clara [to me]: "Hardie must have been stealing some of my bad breath."

Winton [rubbing his bath-water reddened haunches prior to putting on his PJs]: "Look, Mummy.  I'm touching my brain."

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