Clara: "But. What happened to baby Jesus?"
Me: "You mean after his birthday?"
Clara: "Yes, after Christmas. What happened to the baby?"
Me: "He grew up. And then he died, which is kind of a long story. But he did get to grow up. He did woodwork, they say. Like Grandpa."
Clara: "Oh. Was it 115 years ago?"
Me: "Longer. 2,000."
Clara: "But that's when there were dinosaurs! You're wrong Mummy."
Me: "Uh. Well. I could be wrong, but I think it went: dinosaurs, Jesus, us in the present day."
Clara: "Are there more muffins?"