Hardie, our phlegmatic basset-hound mix with droopy ears, has a yeast infection. In one of those massive ears. Can you even imagine? He must be near insane with the itchiness. He's been prescribed an ear drop called "Momentamax."
Doesn't that just demand an exclamation after it?
And it sounds all wrong for a canine ear medicine.
Better:
Momentamax! For her pleasure.
Momentamax! We'll help you manage your time better.
Momentamax! Faxing documents via your iphone!
Or even:
Momentamax! A house and time division schedule that will keep your angry cats separate from one another (such schedule just instituted chez nous).
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