Your 3 year old flails and cries as you are trying to exit the public, and ostensibly family friendly library ?
Answer: Security sternly offers to escort you from the building.
Damn, I wish I'd had the presence of mind to whip off my pants.
If I'm going to get thrown out of the library it should be for nudity, drunkenness, or singing Celine Dion really loudly . . . In fact I thought those WERE the only reasons one ever got thrown out of public libraries.
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