Pee

1) On Winton, who stank of it ("I had a bit of an accident at school, but it dried out").

2) On my bed, discovered by the girl who sat down in it and started screaming.

I am here at the computer so I don't put the cat out into the freezing cold and can't hear the bath tub running water over Winton's urine-stained and stiff pants/ underwear.