For weeks, the house has had a sign, made by Clara (age 6) on the door. It reads "Breakfast Delicious," which is the name of her "restaurant."
Today while I was mowing the lawn, a passerby on foot asked me "Is that a joke, or for real? Do you sell dinner?" He looked genuinely interested in eating.
Clara nearly had her first patron, but of course Breakfast Delicious is primarily a Breakfast place: we don't really do dinner for paying guests.