Winton, in car, 5.35 pm: "Mummy, what do you have left of your lunch for me to eat?"
Mummy: "What do you mean?"
Winton: "What lunch of your lunch did you save me because you knew I'd be hungry?"
Mummy: [sigh] "A banana"
Winton: "Mummy. Never eat your bananas. Always save them for me, okay?"