Conversations with Winton about Anatomy

[in bath]
Me: "Winton, don't forget to wash your forehead."
Winton:  "Mummy?" [gesturing to forehead] "is this my forehead?"
Me: "Yes."
Winton: [gesturing to crown of head] "Is this my fivehead?"



[while hugging]
Winton: "Mummy, do you remember when I used to snore on your boobs?"
Me: "Ah . . . Yes."
Winton: "But now your boobs are squashed."