Saturday, February 25, 2012

Claraism du Jour

[Clara on Toilet, insisting I wipe her arse.  She's 5.  I shouldn't still be wiping. Anyway.]

Me: "Whew, Clara.  You stink."
Clara: "I don't stink, Mummy.  I'm as tasty as a bunny.  I'm as tasty as baby meat sauce.  I'm as tasty as a buffalo."
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  1. January DawnFebruary 28, 2012 at 6:28 PM

    Well. Buffalo meat IS pretty tasty. And rabbit's pretty good too.

    Baby meat sauce? Little bit disturbing.

    This whole conversation? Somehow....brilliant.

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    1. Antje M. RauwerdaFebruary 29, 2012 at 10:08 AM

      Clara is herself both brilliant . . . and disturbing ;-)

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