This time with what seems to be conjunctivitis, in both eyes.
Though I tend to the hyponchondriacal, the pneumonia (dec-jan), headcold (late jan), and new coldy-icky, itchy symptoms (current) have all been corroborated in the form of xrays, concerned colleagues and visiting job candidates disinclined to shake my hand after looking into my (red, weepy) eyes, respectively.
Someone needs to go all Of Mice and Men on my arse and take me out back to shoot me.
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