Clara: Look at my toes! They are beautiful and dangerous.
Winton [on pooping]: Pee pee! Pee pee! Owww.
Me: Do you want to go get a clean diaper?
Winton: No!
Me: But didn't you just pee?
Winton: No!
Me: Did you poop? [sniffing diaper] Yup, you pooped. Let's go.
Winton: No!
Me: But your butt gets sore if we don't change you right away.
Winton: No!
Me: C'mon. Say "ciao" to your muffin and let's go get a clean bum.
Winton: [heading off at a run] Oh! [and then]: Pee pee! Pee pee! Owww.
Coda/ Repeat
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