(Dante's) Seven Circles of Stress

1)  You don't sleep because (it's a full moon, you are anxious, BF is snoring, you have PMS)
2) Smiles gets a nosebleed and wets the bed.
3) The puppy wakes up at 5.17 AM
4) Breakfast is rushed, and there's laundry to get in ( see 2))
5) You leave for school 5 minutes late
6) There's roadwork
7) You yell at a child for not getting out of the car fast enough.