Winton's Story

Told to me while we took shelter at the Starbucks near Roland Park Elementary in the dark and during a downpour.

Winton:
"This is a SPOOKY story. 
It was dark and raining. 
A Blue Thing came into a cave.  It was a monster. 
A Red Thing came and said 'AAAAAAGH!': it was a human. 
Then a Green Thing and Orange Thing came into the cave: they were monsters TOO.
Then the Red Thing ran out of the cave and went back home."

Me: "So, the moral of the story is to run away from monsters?"

Winton: "Yes, and then go home to bed."