Unexpectedly early encounter with BF's ex while I was still in my PJs trying to drink my first cup of tea? Check.
Clammy hot weather? Check.
Confusing crush of kids at school doorway? Check.
Sent Smiles in by himself, but mistakenly, because it turns out I could have gone in with him? Check.
I'd say my angst, constipation, sweatiness, nervousness, feelings of ineptitude and guilt are all peaking . . . . just in time for me to go teach my own first classes of the semester. Whee!