Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Claraisms du jour

To her teacher, after being told that her art smock was on backwards:
"What's it to you?"

To me, on presenting me with a thoroughly bloodied pillow this morning:
C:"There's a wet bit that's dried out."
Me: "Um, that's blood.  Did you have a nosebleed?"
C: "I was sleeping.  And it was too hot in here.  I don't know about my nose.  I think you did it, Mummy."

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